{"id":412,"date":"2014-04-04T02:21:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T02:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slowsuburbandeath.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2014-04-04T02:21:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T02:21:35","slug":"we-dont-swim-in-your-toilet-so-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t …"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The San Francisco Giants are more than likely in Los Angeles this evening, doing all the neat superhero things like clearing the smog and deporting Justin Bieber. Meanwhile, they left the citizens of Arizona in tears, taking 3 out of 4 from the Diamondbacks. After Hector Sanchez hit his double to the outfield, I noticed this little sign out near the Dbags stadium pool.<\/p>\n

Of course, we know why that sign had to be placed there. The LA Dodgers, in all their adult glory, pee’d in their pool last year. A few years ago, a Dodger fan pee’d on the Willie Mays statue at AT&T Park, causing a 30 minute long free-for-all fight.<\/p>\n

Toilet training is a remarkable thing. So are good manners. BEAT LA! GO GIANTS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The San Francisco Giants are more than likely in Los Angeles this evening, doing all the neat superhero things like clearing the smog and deporting<\/p>\n

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