{"id":49,"date":"2013-01-25T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slowsuburbandeath.com\/2013\/01\/25\/cerberus-is-scooby-doodoo-this-might-be-a\/"},"modified":"2013-01-25T06:16:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T06:16:00","slug":"cerberus-is-scooby-doodoo-this-might-be-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Cerberus&#8221; is Scooby-DooDoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/c4bed52d89d5417fd3961fb93e4fb6ad\/tumblr_inline_mh62k9FKta1re1za0.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This might be a better film if it starred David Hasselhoff instead of \u201cBJ and the Bear\u201d star Greg Evigan.\u00a0 Cerberus is a three-headed dog that looks like Scooby Doo, and it is awakened when Attila the Hun\u2019s sword is removed from its skeletal corpse.\u00a0 This means that North Korea can nuke the world.\u00a0 Why should you watch this movie?\u00a0 Reception to other channels don\u2019t come in and Sebastian Spence is always worth watching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This might be a better film if it starred David Hasselhoff instead of \u201cBJ and the Bear\u201d star Greg Evigan.\u00a0 Cerberus is a three-headed dog&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/?p=49\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Cerberus&#8221; is Scooby-DooDoo<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,32],"tags":[223,277,278],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}