{"id":85,"date":"2014-02-06T22:49:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T22:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slowsuburbandeath.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2014-02-06T22:49:14","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T22:49:14","slug":"mobile-chia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Mobile Chia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" alt=\"Mobile Chia\" src=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/bfzhgjzimaazh_f.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not just any Smart Car from London! This beauty is totally eco, and would you really notice if someone took a hot poker and seared a hole into your car? Even if you do notice, you could fluff up the leaves to hide the flaws. A better alternative to the Yugo exterior, which always looked like baked dirt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/upinsmoke.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-94\" alt=\"upinsmoke\" src=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/upinsmoke.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/upinsmoke.jpg 365w, https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/upinsmoke-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, my friend Substitute reminded me that this Chia car looks a bit like the weed covered van that Cheech &amp; Chong drove over the border in &#8220;Up In Smoke&#8221;.\u00a0 Good call!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not just any Smart Car from London! This beauty is totally eco, and would you really notice if someone took a hot poker and seared&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/?p=85\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mobile Chia<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":[],"categories":[6,14,24,32],"tags":[88,108,162,207,334],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annapirhana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}