It is God’s honest truth that I have never wanted to serve on a jury, despite being told on numerous occasions that this would count as one of the greatest acts of citizenry. After my first experience of being questioned as a potential juror in a murder trial, there seemed nothing more frightening than handing down a guilty verdict to an assailant that kept glaring at me with his one good eye. Have these trial attorneys ever seen any Lifetime movies during “witness protection week”?
This is what happens with your plys reply to one another
Everyone is speaking of Kim Novak and her questionable surgical alternation, which is unfortunate since I like to think of her as a rather memorable actress.
Among my mother’s group of Japanese friends, she was the only one that learned how to drive. I would sit the back seat of the driver’s training vehicle as she maneuvered around San Francisco to the exasperation of her instructor.
Somewhere between Dublin and Tokyo, Morning Star School in San Francisco began beating its own cultural drum.
Remember those old posters about footprints in the sand? I hated it back then, and I have equal contempt for those postcard images on Facebook.
I have always been curious about people who have over 300 – 1000+ Facebook friends. It is already difficult to read my newsfeed with the few friends I do have, especially since Facebook likes to interrupt and confuse my sessions with their horrible advertisements and status/updates that are listed without regard for date and time. While the trend might be to impress others by having many Facebook connections, consider the possibility that opening your personal information, photographs and status updates is comparable to allowing both friends and acquaintances to rifle through your computer or purse.
Well, at least he’s not over 10 stories tall. Still, he seems a bit too forward, even for a reptile. What does he have to…
Childless and in the suburbs, or don’t spare the speculum!
Published by Anna Pirhana on March 14, 2014If there is one thing I have learned while living in the suburbs, it is that people will find 101 uses for an empty uterus.